The Asylum

The slow death of LJ.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:58:09 GMT

Seems to me that people are slowly dropping off of here. I guess I am guilty of it too. I like to get on here and read and what not but I lost my need to vent on here long time ago. Besides. Facebook is the latest and greatest, which I am on now too. I guess I will stay here until my F. List is reduced to 0.

I hope you are all doing well.

minor revelation

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:27:43 GMT

I just came to the realization that when you read a book and your mind is painting the pictures. You imagine the characters not only based on the description but also based on your definition of ugly and attractive.

Valentines Day.

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:13:35 GMT

You know what is worse than being single on V. Day.

Not being single but being alone on V.day. He needs to hurry the fuck up.

Writer's Block: Robotic

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:29:44 GMT

Who (or what) is your favorite fictional robot?

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This is going to sound strange I know. But I liked the Mountain Dew Machine from transformers the movie. I am sorry but death by projectile soda can....to fucking funny.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:00:30 GMT

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:30:44 GMT

"AHEM"

"WOLFMAN GOTS NARDS"

that is all, thank you.

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:40:20 GMT

L.A is nice and the people here, were super cool...but I miss home. Home is where you are safe to be yourself....and I want that back.

So homeward bound I go.

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:58:45 GMT

Today is ask me a question.

Ask whatever you want. Even anonymously if you wish. I will even screen so you can ask social repercussion free.

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:23:29 GMT

i have been playing a lot of wow...I mean a lot. Kind of left the alliance toon for horde. Found a good guild to run with not to mention my gaming buddies are on that side now too. Miss playing Piper X though, here is a pic of him. UI is basic.

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:29:44 GMT

I was just ask to tone it down at work. I was wondering how long it was going to take for that to happen. Let me explain. I tend to be very ummm, inappropiate with work and occasionaly play the gay card if I think ti is funny. Today i made comment about the Kathy Griffen show and how she had hosted the gay porn awards. That was not the issue, the issue is when I said, I was jealous and I wanted to go to or host the gay porn awards. My humor is fine for off work and stuff but I guess it is just a little to edgy at work, and with us hiring more and more people I need to be a little more discering about my humor and comments.

Sigh,

Oh well, I guess I will find other ways of ummm, not tonin it down. Now where can I get a digital camera for cheap I wonder?

Really folks this is not serious.

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:07:44 GMT

Happy Valentines Day a time dedicated toward romance and really showing how much you love that special someone.....WTF.

I mean really folks...a holiday to tell some “I love you"? Is this necessary? I mean should you not already be doing this?  I guess it is OK if you only tell the person of your life "I love you" ONCE A YEAR!!!!!!!   Seems like a good way to keep a guy, let me tell you!

What kind of moron do you have to be to forget to tell your partner/husband/wife/girlfriend/boy friend/ fuck buddy/ friends with benefits/ stranger that you hooked up with after the 3 day cocaine/alcohol binge...."hey asshole I love you". Really come on folks. If you have some one surly they already know how you feel about them and you should know it too. But this reason to be romantic thing....well why does that have to be limited to Valentines Day?

Oh and can we please not call it VD.   Venereal Disease is NOT something to be celebrated and if you think it is, I need to introduce to the violent side of my automatic shotgun. I know if some said,”Hey....HAPPY CLAP" I would beat him to death with a dead homeless guy!!!!!!

The reality is this; some faggot with his fag hag wanted a reason to smear pink and red all over the world for one day.   Looks like someone butchered Barbie in her dream home. Bah, pink is repulsive is should be saved for special occasions like National Genital Warts Day or Virgin Gangbang day.   Not this....who ever in the hell decided pink equated to romance has not heard "Pink" by Aerosmith and red...great the color of violence. It is not national rape day.....are we really wanting to encourage this behavior, I mean really, not all of us are in jail.

I think the greatest thing about Valentines Day is the message that it sends. You know, "If you are single, you are lame" great well I guess the therapist and suicide watch companies will be making more money now.   There is nothing wrong with being single.   Hey, look at all the great risky sex you will get to have so you can participate in Genital Warts Day!!!!!!!

I know what you are thinking; he is just bitter because he is single.  Hey, if that makes you feel better about the reality of all this and allows you to live in your illusionary world where everyone thinks you are popular and pretty...then good do that.   Just do not for get to pick up your flowers and chocolate at the store while you are getting your genital warts meds.

HAPPY VD DAY.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:46:32 GMT

Jesus whey does everyone insist on turning shit in at the last minute. some of us would like to leave.

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:37:41 GMT

I stole this from Marchreaver

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
HOLY SHIT IT IS EARLY

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Five dollars or so

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Lenore

4. Favorite planet?
Which ever one I am on and can sustain me.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
mr. bear

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Blah blah blah

7. What shirt/t-shirt are you wearing?
A Brasfield and Gorrie shirt

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Compasionate asshole and hopeful cynic.

9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
CROCS

10. Bright or dark room?
Office cube but my light is out on purpose.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I have no clue who he is but I think he is friends of Mr. Bear and supercub.

12. What does your watch look like?
I do not wear a watch, it breaks the wrist rule.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
falling asleep on my best friends couch...as usual.

14. What did the last text message you received on your cellphone say?
I deleted them all no one texts me.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
umm I gues 8 months or so from now

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fair enough.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
It has been a while...mom, I guess.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
MR> BEAR!!!!!!

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None and this is a serious problem for me.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
huh?

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
6, seems like when you are the most free and most playful.

22. Your worst enemy?
Lack of complete information.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
God of War, Guy. He is hawt.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Work well barbera.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly. To be so free.....sigh.

26. Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people.

27. The last song you listened to?
KNIGHTS OF SARDONIA BY MUSE>

28. What time of day were you born:
when it was dark and the next day. that si all I can recall, hell it was almost 30 years ago what do you expect.

29. What's your favorite number? 2

30. Where did you live in 1987?
College Park, GA

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Sometimes.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Doubtful.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At school working on a second undergrad degree in education.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Summon my Voidwalker!!

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Depends.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have three, but if I get another one, it will either be a sleeve or back piece. The back, wings, the shoulder some kind of armor type of thingy.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Sign Language... it intrigues me more than verbal languages. I agree with marchreaver on this one. Me too.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
That depends on a lot of things.

39. Are you touchy feely?
Only with one person.

40. What's your life motto?
Life is decision and consequences. Make your decisions and be man enough to suffer the consequences.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Wallet, keys, cell phone (agreed)

42. What's your favorite town/city?
Loving Atlanta right now. (agreed)

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Food. Imagine that.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Never.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
No

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
He has a new boyfriend.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I don't

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Dress fancy.....never.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Alot of things but it is managable

50. Have you been burned by love?
Yes.

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:41:43 GMT

I am amazed at some peoples lack of understanding the human condition. No actually it floors me that people can be that stupid. Sigh, I am also amazed at my pride about it too.

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:33:56 GMT

I want to do something. Warm. Something new for me.

Redpandacub. You will be helping.

I am feeling mischievious.

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:57:22 GMT

THis is my latest and greatest pic. It is my official sad kitty face. For those moments when you need to be sad. but I am not sad now, just comment whoring and all that.

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:50:52 GMT

I have moved. I have shifted forward for the first time in a long time. This will be job number......5 since getting out of college but career change number 3. This one needs to stick. I most be perfect. I must be everything they want....and more. There is no choice.

I am scared out of my fucking mind. I have no clue what the horizon will bring to me. I have no clue what this means in the long haul. All I know is it is my first real job with a real company.

All I know is that I will be super busy and my access that I ust to ahve online will no longer be there. I have to committ to this full fold. I can not do this half ass and I can not slack at anytime. I have waited and like a sniper I took one shot and made a kill. Thank God he sent me the best spotter ever....Redpandacub.

While nothing official has happened, My superviser who I wll call Mr. D. Basicly said it was mine. Now will a period of transisiton, change but more importantly....growth.

There is a price for all this and on the surface it will be social time. My schedule will be from 12-9 pm, I will be working with the west coast schedule. I chose that....the reason I chose that is because....I get up at 4 in the morning now and it sucks. Now....well now I can get up way later. I like that lots. Magic is out. I will not be able to give that much time and while I will try to to go to tournaments, my skill will fall by the wayside because of my lack of testing and interaction but who cares. Life is shifting and while I am scard out of my mind, I am also never been more excited or happy.

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:26:00 GMT

I have new icons thanks to a friend. Here is my laughing pic.

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:20:05 GMT

I umderstand if you have just come to america and you can not read or write our language but if I have docs translated to your native language can you please please at least be able to read and write in your god damm native language? There are times when I wish we were a closed boredered country.

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:33:03 GMT

I just found out that the labor foreman for my site was sent home for pooing in his pants.

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:00:12 GMT

I feel tons better after monday and most of yesterday.

Band wagon and my point of view.

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:53:03 GMT

You know all this bull shit about the pope and islam. I can solve it right now.

I say we get everone of them guys in the same room drunk. Put on some hot gay porn and make sure a lot of lube in on hand.

that would fix all of it. A hot inter-religion orgy fest.

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:25:18 GMT

hmmmm.

Does anyone know a good tatoo artist in town.....I think it is time to have some conver work done.

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:52:08 GMT

If your car breaks down in the middle of peachtree and you ask me to help, no problem but understand. I am not pushing you all the way home. Also, if we are heading down a hill, I would suggest you get in the car so you can hit the breaks, otherwise, I hope you have good coverage. I hate people.

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:39:14 GMT

Here is an annoucement for you Friends, creeps and trolls to know about me, in case you did not know about it.

I do not give one hawt red fuck about politics. I do not complain, I do not vote, and hell I am not even registered to vote, nor will I be.

Blah, blah, blah, my one voice makes a differnce. No it doesn't and quit lying about that shit. My one voice makes a differnce if there are a total 50 billion clones of me, and then it mights as well just be a dick-tatorship. I am sure, they do not take rolll and so I am not worried about it at all. The choice between two extreme points of view is the same as choosing whether I want to use a chemical warefare or nuclear warefare...after apoint who gives a shit.

The average person, the common sense person does not believe what these people beleive and in order to be really heard you ahve to pay upwards of 50,000 dollars to actually be heard. I do not make enough to warrant the time, and it seems like other people do.

So I am a piece of flotsam on the storm that is our government. I can not make it better and my solution to the problem involves a gun. Are system is so corrupt and our leadership so compromised that I figure fuck it. I am going to suck what joy and fun there is left to have in this country and then i will watch, on a hill drinking something I am not suppose too and watch as we as a people take our country and bury it beneath a mountain of dept, violence and hate we have solicted.

You can state your opinion if you want but understand that you are not going to change my mind on this.